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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Funny
Mean

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Losing's a great motivator.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
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I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
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If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
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It's not over until it's over.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Nobody did nothin' to nobody.
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Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
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I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!
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In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
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Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.
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Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.
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Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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