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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
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It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!
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What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.
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It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
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I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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We're lost, but we're making good time.
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You can tell a lot just by looking at it.
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I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
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If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Every time I see him, he's not there.
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Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
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Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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