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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Mean
Funny

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Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
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You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, Go play with your brothers. If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.
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How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
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Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
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Never answer anonymous letters.
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I didn't know much about golf growing up.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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You can see a lot just by observing.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.
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I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.
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80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball
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