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I don't mean to be funny.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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I'd say he's done more than that.
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50% of all married people are women
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Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: I really didn't say everything I said.
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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
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I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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It's fun baseball's fun.
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Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
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How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
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Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball
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The only color I don't have is navy brown.
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I didn't say the things I said.
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