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I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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Woman
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Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.
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In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
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Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, Go play with your brothers. If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Swing at the strikes.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
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I've always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I'm perfect proof.
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