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I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.
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Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
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It's not too far it just seems like it is.
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I'm glad I was in the Navy.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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Little things are big.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.
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If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
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