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I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Men
Bags
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Head
Woman
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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
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