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If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
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He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.
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You can see a lot just by observing.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.
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Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Yeah? For what paper?
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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I'd say he's done more than that.
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Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
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On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
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Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
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