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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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You can see a lot just by observing.
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How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
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It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.
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Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.
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A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.
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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
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Every time I see him, he's not there.
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I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.
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50% of all married people are women
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.
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