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When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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Home
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