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I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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The game isn't over till it's over.
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We're lost, but we're making good time.
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If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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What the hell is wrong with him now?
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