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Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

Yogi Berra

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Batting
Versa
Pitching
Vice
Vices
Beats
Always

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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.
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You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, Go play with your brothers. If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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What the hell is wrong with him now?
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Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: I really didn't say everything I said.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
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I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.
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I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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