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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Yogi Berra

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Lying
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Pitchers
Pitcher
Liars
Sports

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I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
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Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.
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You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
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A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.
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I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
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On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: Thank you for making this day necessary.
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Losing's a great motivator.
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Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
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What the hell is wrong with him now?
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
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