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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Yogi Berra

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Pitchers
Pitcher
Liars
Sports
Lying
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, Go play with your brothers. If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.
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Swing at the strikes.
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I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.
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In baseball, you don't know nothin'.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
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If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
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I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.
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How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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