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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Thick
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Hardly
Suitcase
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Suitcases
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Isms
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Towels
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Yankees
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How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
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We're lost, but we're making good time.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.
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I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
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Yeah? For what paper?
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: Thank you for making this day necessary.
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A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
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I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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Swing at the strikes.
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