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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Yogi Berra

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
Four
Hours
Catchers
Funny
Isms
Two
Naps
Take
Yankees
Hour
Baseball
Usually

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