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If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
Baseball Player
St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.
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I'm glad I was in the Navy.
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80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.
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Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
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Somethings don't always work out the way you plan. The main thing is to keep trying, do better next time, and deal with disappointment if it comes.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
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50% of all married people are women
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
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Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
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Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
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I really didn't say everything I said.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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The only color I don't have is navy brown.
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That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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