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I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
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St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.
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It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I don't mean to be funny.
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
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I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
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You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, Go play with your brothers. If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.
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A nickel is not worth a penny more.
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If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.
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Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
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Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
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Every time I see him, he's not there.
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