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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Yogi Berra

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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
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Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: Thank you for making this day necessary.
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If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
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