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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
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St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
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Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: I really didn't say everything I said.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
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If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.
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I'd say he's done more than that.
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Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
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What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.
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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
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You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
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Nobody did nothin' to nobody.
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Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.
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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
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