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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
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St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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