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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
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St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
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How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.
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So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.
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I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Swing at the strikes.
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It's fun baseball's fun.
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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
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It's not over until it's over.
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Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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I don't see how he lost five games during the season.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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A nickel is not worth a penny more.
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