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Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
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St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
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When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.
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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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As a general comment on baseball:90% of the game is half mental.
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When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
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It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.
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