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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
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Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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