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You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra
Age: 90 †
Born: 1925
Born: May 12
Died: 2015
Died: September 22
Baseball Manager
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St. Louis
Missouri
Lawrence Peter Yogi Berra
Lawrence Peter Berra
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If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit it every time. Take any player in the major leagues: I'd say just about everyone of them had a dream - a goal - to be a big-leaguer when they were kids. It wasn't an easy goal, but it was a reachable one, and that's important.
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It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
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Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
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When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.
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I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
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You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
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Making predictions is tough. Especially for the future.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.
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I didn't really say everything I said.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
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A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.
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I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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