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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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