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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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