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Yakov Smirnoff
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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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