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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
America
Soviet
Drive
Russia
Car

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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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