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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Women
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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