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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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