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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
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Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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York
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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