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Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
York
Places
Important
Great
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Broadway

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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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