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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Broadway
York
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Important
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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