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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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America
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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