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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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America
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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