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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Always
Topical
Comedians
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Notes
Minds
Everybody
Mind

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