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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Comedian
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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