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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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In every country, they make fun of city. In U.S. you make fun of Cleveland. In Russia, we make fun of Cleveland.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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