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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
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Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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Soviets
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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