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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Comedian
Humorous
Russia
Dead
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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