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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Russia
Party
Funny
America
Find
Always
Soviet

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