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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Party
Funny
America
Find
Always
Soviet
Russia

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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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