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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Always
Soviet
Russia
Party
Funny
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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