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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
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Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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