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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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Joy
Happiness
Believe
Love
Correlation
Laughter

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