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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Direct
Joy
Happiness
Believe
Love
Correlation
Laughter

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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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