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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Joy
Happiness
Language
Ever
Live
Believe
Heartless
Happily
Laughter

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