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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Democracy
Break
Law
Breaks
Bigs
Soviet
America
Russia
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Brother

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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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