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In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you!

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Watch
Brother
Democracy
Break
Law
Breaks
Bigs
Soviet
America
Russia
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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get the roles, but it would be nice to be in a movie where I could be someone else.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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