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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Women
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.
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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
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