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Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Immigrants
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Women
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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In America, you assassinate president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you!
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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