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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Love
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
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In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determine your job!
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.
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Russian men have a saying: Women are like buses... That's it.
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
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We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
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It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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