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The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Prices
Gas
Texas
Oil
Washington
High
Reason
Oklahoma

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