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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Dream
Women
Showering
Things
Sexually
Never
Russian
Like
Girls
Comedy
American
Girl

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