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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Yakov Smirnoff

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Yakov Smirnoff
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: January 24
Actor
Comedian
Odesa
Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
Laughter
Keys
Joy
Happiness
Love
Heartless
Treasure

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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
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Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
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In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
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In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads this is the reason we stop laughing.
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Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
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